Our Team

The dream team: 50% Talent, 50% chaos, 100% entertaining.

Strength: Captain of the ship – best boss you can ask for.

Weakness: ADHD mode activated – starts seventeen projects before lunch and abandons them all around 1pm, half done and looking guilty

Strength: Fiercely loyal – will verbally spleen anyone who messes with her girls.

Weakness: Has been known to vanish upstairs for a “mysterious meeting” (translation: nap on the sofa)

Strength: Olympic-level Jäegermeister consumption.

Weakness: Will aggressively recruit you into her Jäger cult.

Strength: Our resident tech wizard – can fix anything with buttons.

Weakness: Eyelashes longer than her patience.

Strength: Mum of the group – keeps us alive and cares for all our furry companions.

Weakness: Two coffees in and she’s basically a hyperactive toddler who’s just inhaled a family – size bag of skittles.

Strength: Funniest person on the team, hands down.

Weakness: Emotional support… yeah, not her department.

Strength: Can survive the Rose Rats’ shenanigans without breaking a sweat.

Weakness: Already planning her next Hoilday before she’s unpacked from the last one.

Strength: Will rugby tackle you if you annoy her too much.

Weakness: Still deciding if your existence is worth acknowledging.

Strength: Our resident handyman – can fix anything with duct tape and determination.

Weakness: An unashamed sucker for a pretty face.

Strength: Has an amazing singing voice (seriously, could win a talent show).

Weakness: Complains about literally everything