Our Team

Asa

Strength: Our Landlord/handyman – can fix anything with duct tape and determination.

Weakness: An unashamed sucker for a pretty face.

Kylia

Strength: Olympic-level Jäegermeister consumption. 

Weakness: Will aggressively recruit you into her Jäger cult

Jordan

Strength: Our resident tech wizard – can fix anything with buttons.

Weakness: Eyelashes longer than her patience.

Bobbie

Strength: Mum of the group – keeps us alive and cares for all our furry companions.

Weakness: Two coffees in and she’s basically a hyperactive toddler who’s just inhaled a family – size bag of skittles.

Kaya

Strength: Insanely clever, but in a ‘wait that’s actually genius’ kind of way.

Weakness: ADHD will take over at some point

Kelly

Strength: Will glass collect even when not working

Weakness: Can down a pint of fosters quicker than any man.